SMIDGE HOUSE: UNPLUGGED!

Yep. That's what it looks like! I've relaunched a fresh new shop! 

The last few months I've been building a piece here and there, when I could find the time, in order to get a little stockpile together. :) Since I wasn't sure how long it would take to actually get the whole thing live, I haven't mentioned it. (Okay, maybe I hinted to a few of you!) 

But, SMIDGE HOUSE: UNPLUGGED is now open for business!

As you can see, I've changed the name, and the look! The addition of the "Unplugged" basically means I'm a badass now. :)

Okay, not exactly. It's really just a way for me to show that things have changed. The shop has been unplugged, if you will (and even if you wont) and the vibe has been reset. While this is just the start, these items represent my true style & vision far better. Prepare yourself for more unusual, unexpected things that you can't find anywhere else!

Since my free time is still super limited, that means items and availability will be super limited too. I'm fully booked for the next few months, and this month is spectacularly busy. Basically,  I'll update as often as I can make it happen. It will just depend on my schedule.  I still have a handful of things I hope to list this month, so we'll see what I can do. Realistically though, UNPLUGGED will most likely remain a fairly exclusive little group of items. Let's call it fashionably empty, lol. 

For now, here are a few of the goodies available from  

SMIDGE HOUSE : UNPLUGGED!

Just click to visit the shop and see more.

You also may want to check out the Floor Models Section. Which is basically just a less vulgar way of saying "discount." I'm clearing out some items left over from the old Smidge House shop that no longer fit the vibe, as well as prototype pieces, at very low prices. Just in time for the holidays! (Listen to me! I could totally be a salesgirl!)

Okay, I could so not  be a salesgirl. My early experiences in retail were super disasterous, and usually ended with me getting yelled at because I couldn't learn the cash register, and crying in the bathroom. Do you know how hard it is to try to fix your makeup in that crappy florescent bathroom lighting? I'm really not an idiot, okay? I just can't learn well with people watching over my shoulder!

sigh. 

Good times. 

If you are a salesgirl, I hope people are being nice to you this time of year, although I know they're probably not. Let's all try to be nicer to salesgirls, okay? It's a stressful job, especially at Christmas time. Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Salesgirls. And boys.

Okay, that's all! I'll be back later. Until then, Go get UNPLUGGED! (Yeah, that won't get old or anything. Expect wordplay, people. It's coming. Prepare yourselves. Just sayin.)